We here at ATLRx love to hear input from our clientele. Recently, a fair amount of our guests requested a gummy with a higher potency. ATLRx is pleased to announce the arrival of the single-serving 100mg delta-8 gummy, a massive circular-shaped gummy that comes in three delicious flavors that you may be familiar with: citrus punch, blue raspberry, and watermelon. These gummies are bulky. Not like the summer of 2007 where you thought you were swole, more like Paul Bunyan dressed in his Fleet Foxe's attire holding an ax the size of Long Island, and his Ox that looks like a white walker swole. My favorite part is that this substantially sized gummy runs for $9.99. The 100mg gummy is a delta-8 value menu item that slaps harder than Batman slaps Robin.
Of course, there are several ways to enjoy these gummies. If you are familiar with our delta-8 gummies, you have the advantage of knowing what you’re getting into with THC. Over the years, I have become more than acquainted with my limit. My subconscious shoves me in the right direction before I end up feeding cotton candy to a diabetic horse like Kenny did in Half Baked. We always recommend starting small; the d8 gummy can still easily be cut into smaller pieces, halves, fourths, eighths, even sixteenths if you use a swiss army knife. THC can be tricky in the form of an edible. Do not get caught in the rabbit hole where you miscalculate how much you should take. Refrain from using other forms of consumption, don’t smoke a j with your neighbor Craig until you know where you are—the onset can be anywhere from one to two hours.
THC veterans know it all too well; accepting the paranoia and uncertainty is a sign of someone whose been through the wringer. The advantage of going through those wringers is that it allows you to better judge where your tolerance stands. Or you can strap in and enjoy the six to-eight-hour rollercoaster—but if you’re afraid of heights, don’t go straight to Superman by taking the whole gummy, take the Ferris wheel, or even the Carousel. There isn’t any gatekeeping here; we want you to have the best possible experience. Don’t let others with a higher tolerance tell you otherwise. All of this is our way to please be careful, take caution, and do not ingest more you can handle—this gummy means business.
Being 100mg deep with delta-8 takes you precisely where you would expect: it warps you into another dimension like The Twilight Zone, where you’re comfortable racking up a seventy dollar bill at Krystal, Air B&bing your apartment to European tourists, so you have to get a room at a Super 8, carry-on text conversations about horoscopes with strangers repeating, “I’m a Pisces; therefore I am a fish,” and drinking all of the Mountain Lightning so that everyone else has to drink Dr. Thunder (We all know it was you, Todd).
In all seriousness, a few of these incidents have happened to me, so please take care. If you have the utmost confidence that your tolerance can handle this gummy, by all means, have at it with clear eyes—but please take into consideration that delta-8 is a form of THC. Too much intake would expose you to the same risks if you were to intake delta-9 THC. Both delta-8 and 9 converts to what is often called delta 11 after being metabolized in the liver. Not to mention, you’re in it for the long run once you have taken an edible. Keep CBD around in case the high gets to be too intense. CBD will bring you down a notch—hopefully directing you right where you want to be without sucking the life out of your experience. Enjoy these safely, in a safe space—preferably at home!